Cis people think trans people have this:
But honestly we really have:
Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.
I know there is a lot of discourse (tm) around this right now but listen to me
sometimes you do just have to lie to children.
If, when my toddler is, you know, toddling around saying “mama? Big ball?”
If I were lean down and say “unfortunately the big beach ball for some reason fills you with such an unadulterated rage that is beyond human comprehension that you scream until you pass out, so mama had to remove the beach ball from the premises until you can better regulate your emotions” she would simply stare at me like I had 3 heads full of equal betrayal.
So, for now, instead “big ball went night night!”
Please understand when I say “removed the ball from the premises” I mean I popped it in a fit of exhausted confusion. I murdered the beach ball.
See I’ve lied to you all too and it was better this way.
you can’t just leave this in the tags etc.
You can’t be funnier then me on my own posts, I’m in tears from laughter
I genuinely think @staff should give us an official Bot Kill Count where it ticks up every time a bot you reported is officially taken off by the tumblr team and when you hit a certain number you get gruesome little trophies. Gamification can be of the devil but in this particular case I need a little treat for doing my daily chore of taking out the trash
I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks
Just don't fly too close to the sun.
Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant
Fellas (gender neutral), you heard him. Ready the catapults.
current note count: 4,872
The whole LGBT Positive Cave Johnson meme is fun and all, but when I try to picture it in a way that’s actually consistent with his established characterisation, what I get is that boss who you’re… pretty sure is cool with your Alternative Lifestyle? (The way he says it you can hear the caps.) You’re just constantly ending up in interactions where you’re asking yourself, okay, am I being microaggressed, or does he genuinely not know that’s a slur? You never do figure it out.
/oh god, he’s trying to be supportive, can he just call me a slur? Please just call me a slur, Cave, just one measely slur. For the love of the moon you just said “we believe you Trans Genders are the same as us Normals, and should have Equal Rights. please call me a slur or die suddenly please please/
Anonymous asked:
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
two-thirtyy answered:
Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.
reblog if its friday and you made it
Anonymous asked:
please share the emo boy in the luggage rack on the train image
manywinged answered:
“image” is such a casual word i honestly think this masterpiece belongs in an art gallery for the world to see and appreciate
